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Aliens are all around us.

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This is the story of a band
of four such explorers.

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In order to blend in they
have assumed human form.

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This is the high commander.

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He has assembled an elite team of experts.

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A decorated military officer.

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A seasoned intelligent specialist.

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And...well, they had an extra seat.

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The Earth is covered with
a deep hard crust.

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Although it does have
a wonderful chewy center.

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Is it cable yet?
hey, hey, is it cable?

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You're wired.
Ohhhhh

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This is the second
most exciting thing

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I've ever held
in my hand.

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Harry, you ready to go?

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Oh Dick, we've got cable,
72 channels.

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And unlike primitive
free television,

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this one you get to pay for.
That's nice.

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Sally, are you finished in the bathroom yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You live in an attic?
You're poor?

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It's so cool.

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Thanks.
Hi!

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Who's that?
This is Cheryl. She's a cheerleader.

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A what?
Show them a cheer.

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Oh not in front of all these people.
Come on, come on.

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Okay.

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Ready! Okay!

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R a m s
Let's go, rams!

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Whoo!

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So...

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she's proud
of her spelling.

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I'll meet you in the
kitchen. We can study in there.

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Tommy, what happened
to August?

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August?... well, August
is bright and intelligent

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and funny, and I love
to be with her, but,

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Cheryl's easy.

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So you're jeopardizing
a meaningful relationship,

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for pure physical pleasure.
Exactly.

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Very well. Carry on.
Thank you, sir.

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Sally, here's your coat.

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And I want you to be
on your best behavior.

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This is a party in honour
of Leonard Hanlin.

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Why? Nobody
likes him.

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They hate him,
but they honour him.

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It's a human phenomenon
that I find fascinating.

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Behind his back
they deride him,

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but to his face
they kiss his ass.

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Well, that's just the kind of
stunt you can see only on cable.

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Plus we got sports,
music, movies.

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Oh, and look.

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"El mundo pac�fico"

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Ah, that's muy bueno.
No.

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Oh.
English, Spanish, French...

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I know, I know.

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Earth.. go figure.

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Dr. Hanlin, it is an honour
to have you here.

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Well, thank you,
Dean Sumner.

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And, you,
be a pleasant toady

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and bring me another one
of those, would you?

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Dr. Hanlin, we so admire
your accomplishments.

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Well, I admire your
courage, Mrs. Sumner.

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An Audubon print over
the mantle passing for art..

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that takes guts.

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Look who I found.
It's Dr. Solomon.

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Well, an honest man
in a den of bootlickers,

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not that I don't enjoy
having my boots licked.

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It's just that I find
you all contemptible.

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So tell me, Dick, what
do you think of my work?

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Mechanistic
and disturbingly fascist,

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but pretentious high schoolers
might find it thought-provoking.

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I think it's
groundbreaking.

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I don't need the opinion
of a water boy with tenure.

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I'm talking
to my friend.

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I like you, Solomon.

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Well, I don't
like you.

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But I don't think anybody
hates me more than your friend,

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doctor, um...
- Albright.

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Yes. Probably because
I turned her down.

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I need something
from the bar.

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Yes, that should solve
all your problems.

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Well, then let's
get drinking.

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Excuse me.
Can I help you?

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Well, somebody
said there was a

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giant flaming
jackass over here.

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They put it out.

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I hate that man.

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I wish there was some way he could be..

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nicer?
No, dead.

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Well, you're published
again. Congratulations.

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Nina, what are
you doing here?

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You're a secretary.

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You're Dr. Solomon's
sister.

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You're a lot better-looking
than he is.

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Hey, I'm up here.

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Yes, all women would
like to think that.

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How would you like
to have your eyeballs

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in the bottom of a martini
glass? 'Cause I can do it.

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Oh, oo-ooh.. The amazon's going
to manhandle me.

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You're not worth
a broken nail.

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Dr. Hanlin?

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Dr. Hanlin!
Somebody call 9-1-1.

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I think he's dead.

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Dr. Albright,
you got your wish!

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Okay, so the kinds
of triangles are

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isosceles,
equilateral, scalene.

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And what's
the other one?

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Why do I have to know this
if I'm going to be a teacher?

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You want a soda?

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'Kay.

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Em, there's juice, too, if you'd
rather have that, or water.

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Hi.

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August, you're here.

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Yeah, we have a science
project, remember?

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em, yeah, right.
I think I want a soda.

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Oh-hh! Hello,

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Auggie.

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Cheryl. There's
something different about you.

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Is it your hair? No.

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Oh, you're
holding a book.

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Tommy, could
you hurry up?

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I'm really thirsty.

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Cheryl's helping me
with my math homework.

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She is

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You know, if you want to hang
out with Cheryl, that's okay.

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We haven't made any serious
declarations of our feelings,

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so there isn't
the issue of ownership.

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But.. and,
just like Cheryl,

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this is a big "but"...

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you could at least
be honest with me.

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August, I'm sorry.

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Hello!

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I thought you were
bringing me something to drink.

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Oh, right.
Sorry. Sorry.

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Diet.
- Sorry.

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I can't believe this. I've
never seen anybody die before.

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I know,
it's amazing.

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One minute, he's active,
and the next, he's inert.

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First he's limber,
and then he's stiff.

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His eyes are twinkly,
then they're milky.

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He's rosy, then sallow.
Oily, then dry.

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Gurgly, then silent.
- Will you stop!

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Dick? Dick,
we have a problem.

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What?
- I killed him.

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Oh, that's
just great.

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Didn't I say
best behaviour?

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I never meant to kill him.
- Why can't you be like Dr. Albright?

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She wanted him dead, but
did she act on it? No...

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because she's
a lady.

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The police are here.
We've gotta get outta here.

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We will. Just walk out calmly.
- Okay, here we go.

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Look casual.

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No. No, no. I think we all know
why Dr. Hanlin died.

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He had a bad heart.

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He ignored his doctor's
advice. He brought it on himself.

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Oh, thank god!
- Yes!

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Let's eat!
- All right!

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Promise me something.
what?

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Promise me that you'll never do
what Dr. Hanlin did at the party.

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Feel up the caterer?
I won't.

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Promise me you'll
never collapse

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and be hauled away
under a sheet.

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Because the thought
of you lying there,

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purple, rigid
and distended,

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just makes me
so sad.

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'Kay.

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You know what we
should do right now?

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Run out of here,
grab a couple of horses,

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ride bareback through
the woods all night,

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and make love
in a meadow at sunrise.

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I have a class
in five minutes,

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and that's just the first
of my reservations.

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Forget class.
Let's live!

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Let's taste danger.

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Let's go for the gusto,
consequences be damned.

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Let's drive fast
and eat cheese.

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Are you insane?

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I've simply awakened to
the sensual possibilities

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of everything
around me.

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You know, I think
she's fully inflated.

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What is it, Nina?

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This letter just came for
you. It's from Dr. Hanlin.

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"Dear Dr. Solomon,

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if you are reading this,
it means that I am dead.

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As one honest man
to another,

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it is my dying wish that
you deliver an honest eulogy

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without any embellishment
or flattering crap."

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An honest eulogy,
I can do that.

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No, you can't.

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An honest eulogy for
that man would be insulting.

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Well, I'll just have to
find something to say about him

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that's both honest
and uplifting.

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Oh, how about

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"we love him more today
than yesterday"?

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S  P... I R... I T

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Go, spirit, let's hear it!
Go, spirit, let's hear it!

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S P... I R... I T!

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Go, spirit!  Let's hear it! Go, spirit! Let's hear it!
- Oh, gosh!

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oh, that is..

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she's got the spirit.
Isn't she wonderful?

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00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,169
Yeah, the magic
never ends.

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00:11:05,502 --> 00:11:07,595
Mrs. Dubcek, did you hear this?
- Yes, I heard it.

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00:11:07,596 --> 00:11:09,051
I don't know what
is going on up here,

203
00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:11,268
but I have plaster
falling into my jacuzzi.

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00:11:12,503 --> 00:11:14,411
I've never heard it
called that before.

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00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,820
Take it outside.
- Later, Tommy.

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00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:24,752
So, Tommy, can't
find fulfillment

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00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:25,921
in a meaningless
relationship

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00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:28,246
with a superficial,
simple minded bimbo?

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00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,546
I know. I'm just
as baffled as you are.

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00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,121
Mrs. Dubcek,

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00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:38,753
have you ever been involved
in funeral arrangements?

212
00:11:38,854 --> 00:11:41,715
Well, not for myself..
for my second husband.

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00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:45,634
Lovely funeral, very nice.
- Well, I..

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00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:49,112
I've been working on this
eulogy. What was his like?

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00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,662
Well, it was
an outdoor service.

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00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:53,906
And then this woman came
along, asking for directions

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00:11:53,907 --> 00:11:56,902
because she was lost and she
couldn't find her way home.

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00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:58,443
And we were so touched,

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00:11:58,744 --> 00:12:02,408
that we just forgot about
Carl's eulogy and just planted him.

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00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:07,262
So I-- I just
need to find

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00:12:07,263 --> 00:12:10,405
some babbling eccentric
to create a diversion.

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00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,657
What are you doing
on Saturday?

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00:12:16,113 --> 00:12:19,820
You're just lucky, you're so
damnedably handsome.

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00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:25,279
Why does death have
to be so inconvenient?

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00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,483
Mmm, to die,
to sleep.

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00:12:29,273 --> 00:12:31,653
To sleep,
perchance to dream.

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00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:35,165
Ohh!
There's the rub,

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for in that sleep
of death

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what dreams may come...

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when we have shuffled off
this mortal coil

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must give us pause.

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00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,386
What's that from?
- I don't know, some Mel Gibson movie.

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Mel Gibson, he's dreamy.
Mmmmmm.

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00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:08,609
If we measure
"x" in grams

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00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,453
and "y" in centimeters
per second,

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00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:14,164
then "z" is measured in a
unit of energy we call ergs.

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00:13:14,165 --> 00:13:17,566
The complete conversion of
one gram of mass into energy

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00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:21,968
thus releases one times three
times 10 to the 10th power squared,

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00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,204
which brings me to another
point-- Your lives are fragile,

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and you're all
going to die!

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Your time is short, and...

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00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,233
I barely know
any of you.

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Close your books.

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00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,669
I want to sit
among you.

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00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:43,383
I want to share your
thoughts, learn your fears,

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00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:46,623
expose your darkest secrets. Who's first?

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00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:49,739
Bug, what about you?
- Uh...

248
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:53,046
why are you called bug?
- I got hit by a Volkswagen.

249
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,806
And, Leon.
- What?

250
00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,729
Where are you from?
- Here.

251
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,040
You see?
This is fascinating.

252
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,024
Uh, who's next?
Pitman.

253
00:14:04,025 --> 00:14:07,631
Uh... what about you, Dr.
Solomon? Where are you from?

254
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:12,828
Okay.

255
00:14:14,764 --> 00:14:16,928
I'm sure that you've all
heard of the radio telescope.

256
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:19,389
Well... funny story,

257
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:22,388
true story.
I'm not human.

258
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:25,662
Well, that's all
the time we have.

259
00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:27,742
Oh, and by the way,

260
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,766
I assume that some of you have
taken a class from Dr. Hanlin.

261
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,179
Does anyone have any
stories about him?

262
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,276
I need something nice.
- oh, sorry.

263
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,489
I know that it was
his final request,

264
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,604
that I be forthright
and honest,

265
00:14:44,605 --> 00:14:47,024
but the problem is, I can't
seem to find anything good

266
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:50,198
to say about this man,
and I've been looking.

267
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:53,142
You know, Dick,

268
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,559
everyone has goodness
within them.

269
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,814
If you look beneath
the surface far enough,

270
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,503
I think you're
going to discover

271
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,578
a basic inner core
of goodness

272
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:07,277
that, well, makes us all
children of god.

273
00:15:07,278 --> 00:15:08,562
Well...

274
00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:13,198
I guess I'll just have to
try to find that in Dr. Hanlin.

275
00:15:15,007 --> 00:15:15,964
Leonard Hanlin?

276
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,906
Oh, well, good luck.

277
00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,657
Listen, August, about Cheryl..
- No.

278
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:40,537
No, look, we used to be
involved. That's over.

279
00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:41,831
I'm okay with that.

280
00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,840
Now let's not let it affect
our academic relationship.

281
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,400
No, I made
a mistake with her.

282
00:15:48,401 --> 00:15:51,122
See, I don't want Cheryl. I want you.

283
00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:53,298
Of course
you want me.

284
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,424
What can I do
to fix this?

285
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,228
You could take me
someplace nice.

286
00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:04,302
All right,
um... okay.

287
00:16:05,054 --> 00:16:07,449
There's this thing I got
to go to tomorrow afternoon

288
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,760
'cause my dad
knew this guy.

289
00:16:10,998 --> 00:16:13,082
It's, um...
you have to dress up,

290
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,240
'cause it's really,
really nice.

291
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:17,452
Sure.

292
00:16:20,795 --> 00:16:23,677
So when they asked me to come
to earth, I thought, "why not?"

293
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:27,359
I was in a rut, working
for the big giant head.

294
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,177
You know him.
- Harry!

295
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,714
Uh, just a minute.

296
00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,763
Who were you talking to?
- Nobody.

297
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:43,508
Dr. Hanlin.

298
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:48,983
How did he get here?
- I gave him a ride.

299
00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:54,811
This isn't
Dr. Hanlin anymore.

300
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,468
It's an empty vessel.

301
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,879
See, if he were alive,
could I do this?

302
00:17:00,476 --> 00:17:02,860
Could any man alive
resist a fresh banana?

303
00:17:06,214 --> 00:17:07,259
I rest my case.

304
00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:10,322
But, Dick, when
our mission ends

305
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,831
and we leave this planet,

306
00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:13,331
will our bodies
end up like that?

307
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,080
Of course. It's happened a million times.

308
00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,622
We study a planet.
We take on the life-forms.

309
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:21,510
We finish the job. We
discard the life-forms. The end.

310
00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:23,308
Dick, I feel
different here.

311
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:27,430
I mean, I like Sally. What
will happen to her when I'm gone?

312
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:28,721
What happens
to all her stuff?

313
00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:31,303
All her shoes?

314
00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:34,960
You won't care,

315
00:17:35,161 --> 00:17:36,896
because the thing
that's really you

316
00:17:36,897 --> 00:17:38,444
will be
in another galaxy.

317
00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:42,354
And Sally will be...
just like Dr. Hanlin.

318
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,822
Whoa, Dick, he's
going for the banana.

319
00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:46,333
Oh, no!

320
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,030
I need to run
this eulogy by you.

321
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,031
Just say whatever
you're going to say.

322
00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,451
No, no, I think I've found
a positive angle.

323
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,974
"Office space is at a premium on this campus,

324
00:17:57,975 --> 00:17:59,959
so you'll be happy to hear--"
- Stop!

325
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,198
The man is dead.

326
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,150
We're ready to start.

327
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,006
See how nice it is?

328
00:18:11,947 --> 00:18:14,318
This...
is the thing for the guy

329
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:15,579
you invited me to?

330
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,071
Yeah.

331
00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:20,219
What?

332
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,199
How...

333
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,107
can we honour
the memory

334
00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:39,064
of a man like
Leonard Hanlin?

335
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:41,843
Well...

336
00:18:49,247 --> 00:18:51,586
he was governed
by the laws of physics,

337
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:54,806
as are all
living things.

338
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,063
It is a scientific fact

339
00:18:58,264 --> 00:19:00,948
that hearts
and clocks slow down

340
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:04,179
as they approach
the speed of light,

341
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:06,040
the point
at which matter

342
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,747
is converted
into energy.

343
00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,675
Dr. Hanlin's heart
approached that speed

344
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:12,420
on Friday evening...

345
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,252
at 7:57,

346
00:19:15,837 --> 00:19:17,132
according to
the coroner,

347
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,531
converting his matter
into energy,

348
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,798
into pure white light.

349
00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:27,061
Though he is
no longer with us,

350
00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:30,941
he is all around us.

351
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:40,621
Thank You.

352
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:49,055
That was absolutely
beautiful.

353
00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:54,187
Matter to energy?

354
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,719
Could you have
been more trite?

355
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,030
Why didn't you
just phone it in?

356
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,094
The fact that someday
we'll lose these bodies

357
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,381
makes me want more.

358
00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:14,931
I want to share
myself with someone.

359
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,030
And I think
we all know who.

360
00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:20,632
I want to savor
every moment.

361
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:23,379
I want to see places
outside of Ohio.

362
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:26,647
Hmm, I want one of
those big cheeseburgers

363
00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:28,118
with three buns.

364
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,712
I want one
of those things,

365
00:20:32,502 --> 00:20:35,771
you see people with them. You
know, they're like this big.

366
00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,305
A baby?
- Yeah.

367
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,058
Aren't you kind of stuck
with a baby for your whole life?

368
00:20:41,415 --> 00:20:44,176
No, you only have a baby
for, like, two years.

369
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,147
Men.

370
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:52,494
Dick, when are we going
to leave these bodies?

371
00:20:53,194 --> 00:20:55,701
When we've learned
everything there is to know

372
00:20:56,184 --> 00:20:57,271
about life.

373
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:01,876
Whoa. Good thing
we got cable.

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